My 50th Birthday

When I turned fifty the girls at the office threw a party at Castegnola's Restaurant in Santa Cruz. First they put a king crown on me. Then they had a belly dancer come in. Then they served me a platter with a silver top on it. When I took the top off there was a fake turd on it. Then a gorilla came in and sat on my lap. Don Conolly, my partner, gave me a 38 Smith and Wesson pistol for my birthday. We had a great lunch. Kaye and the kids were there and all of my office staff.